“I wonder why you can always read a doctor’s bill and you can never read his prescription. “
Brad Domitrovich
PR Zealot, Speaker, Educator
Merry Christmas …
“Mankind is a great, an immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.” - Pope John XXIII
Christmas Eve …
“Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.” - Terri Guillemets
Christmas gift suggestions …
“Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.” - Oren Arnold
Christmas movies…
“Ho ho, we meet again, eh?” - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
(Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a 1964 science fiction film that regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made. I saw this in the movie theater when it was first released and my youngest daughter and I have been watching it on VHS and DVD for years.)
Christmas fruitcake …
“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” - Johnny Carson
Happy Hanukkah …
May the lights of Hanukkah usher in a better world for all humankind.
Christmas trees …
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” - Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas
Christmas lights …
“No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.” - Robert Kirby
Christmas batteries …
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” - Bernard Manning
